Oh look Palpatine ordered two strippers dressed like Jedi.
where can I place an order?
Somehow male strippers keep popping up everywhere in my life.
I remember very early on asking who my parents were and being told that my father and Obi Wan met Vader on the edge of a volcano and they had a duel. My father and Darth Vader fell into the crater and my father was instantly killed. Vader crawled out horribly scarred, and at that point the Emperor landed and Obi Wan ran into the forest, never to be seen again.
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| — | In an interview in Starlog in 1980, Mark Hamill recounts a background story which he had been told. (via jedibusiness) |
