seyfreds:

I am haunted by humans.

Applicant, Library Card

iworkatapubliclibrary:

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A man came to the desk to ask if he could get a library card. 
“Sure,” I said, “As long as you have ID for proof of residency.” 

He then presented me with his Registered Sex Offender card.

Very interesting….

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

I approve of these men. Well, not the first idiot.

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

I approve of these men. Well, not the first idiot.

markcampbells:

favorite Peter Burke moments  [asked by evacampbells]  ||  1x01  Pilot

My one wish for Norwich
After being apart of Overheard at Norwich and then seeing the public fan page as well as the Tumblr

soundslikenorwich:

I was like:

http://i.imgur.com/aAr69QJ.gif

yes hello is this the vatican i heard about your job opening

asgardian-she:

I just now noticed that these sweetheart candy from valentines day, had star wars quotes.

asgardian-she:

I just now noticed that these sweetheart candy from valentines day, had star wars quotes.

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

When I’m out with my friend and see a hot Rook

soundslikenorwich:

It’s like:

http://media.tumblr.com/45861b8662784114dbdf07fc62a5acc0/tumblr_inline_mie92wbMSc1qz4rgp.gif

ROBERT

BAM

BAM

Explaining friends with benefits to my older professor

soundslikenorwich:

He was like:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lujgh2y78p1qkmpj8o1_500.gif